On Plastic Surgery

I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Right before I went in I was like, "What if I don't wake up? Oh, this is scary." Then I thought, "I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it." I just wanted it so badly.

Heidi Montag, dipshit reality tv figure

Oh, and also this:

Donda West, the former Chicago State University English professor who left higher education to guide her son [Kanye West] to a Grammy-winning hip-hop career, died Saturday evening in Los Angeles.

She was 58.

According to Patricia West, a spokeswoman for Donda West, the cause of death was complications stemming from a "cosmetic procedure."